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Steve "Crikey" Norwin

I'm so glad he's been cured of teh Gay, and Lord knows (ha! ha!) that those programs ALWAYS work. He's probably a regular ladies' man now, like Rock Hudson or Cary Grant.

I'm going to see if one of those faith-based programs can cure my baldness.


As an added bit of trivia, Missouri, one of the states he is considering a move post-cure (see copied text from "cured of gay" article below), is known as the "Show Me" state. I guess this would become the "Show Me Crystal Meth on a Male Prostitute's Ass" state.

"Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. The e-mail said the family hasn't decided where to move but that they were considering Missouri and Iowa."

Library Cat

Oh hell no!!!! He's moving to Missouri? Haggard would fit in much better in Kansas. Although the Reverend Phelps might not want to give up his role as craziest religious hypocrite in the state.


If Haggard is straight, I have no idea what that makes me. At least I get a couple of free passes for meth with male prostitutes.

Steve "Crikey" Norwin

Yello, I gave out some of those free passes this year at Halloween to the trick-or-treaters. You get 'em in books of 10, like McDonald's gift certificates, and as far as I can tell, crystal meth is only marginally more hazardous than a Big Mac and fries.

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